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First Senate

By The Senate on 5/5/2017 12:01:07 PM

In the name of the Roman Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, General.
Are you threatening me, Consul Cato?
The senate will decide your fate.
[now speaking as Darth Gaius]
I AM the senate!
Not yet.
[General Julius Caesar/Darth Gaius rises slowly, and his Gladius snaps to his hand from his sleeve]
It's perduelli, then...
[wields his Gladius and leaps over his desk to attack]
AAAAAAAAUURRGHHHHHHHRHHHRHR

*has Darth Gaius subdued*
I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all!
You can't. He must stand before the Twelve Tables in the Forum Romanum.
No, Brutus! He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!
*[exhausted and disfigured]* But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me.
That's not the Roman way. He must live.
*Cato and Pompey ignore Marcus Junius Brutus, still intending to kill General Caesar*
I need him!
*Pompey raises his Pugio*
NO!
*Brutus draws his own Gladius, cutting off Pompey's arm, then General Caesar impales Cato*
Powers! Dictatorial powers!
*to Brutus* Once more, the SPQR will rule Europa. And... we shall... have... Pax Romana...

ISOLATED

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By get comfy brehs on 5/5/2017 11:53:31 AM

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BUSTA GONNA BUST

By Vote Busta! on 5/5/2017 11:52:38 AM

To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!

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By I am the senate on 5/5/2017 11:41:04 AM

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OUTRAGOUS

By Neimoidian Official on 5/5/2017 11:36:53 AM

THESE CLAIMS ARE OUTRAGEOUS

wtf is with all these people

By oO_EpicWarcraftPlayer_Oo on 5/5/2017 11:36:19 AM

voting for elfleadermike?

turkey has been the perrfrect choice for chancellor for the past 6 months and everyone seems to ignore his potential.

Might be an unpopular opinion :)

thats me

By omegapowermemer on 5/5/2017 11:31:15 AM

halo halo halo

By Busta on 5/5/2017 11:29:51 AM

VOTE MIKE

cock

By Muscles on 5/5/2017 11:29:08 AM

cock